Giving a Tablet
GIVING A TABLET:
Dogs are not keen on taking their medication and can be very good at hiding pills in their mouths and spitting them out when you are not looking. Rather than calling a dog to you for his medication, have it ready and wait for him to come of his own accord. You wont want him to associate you calling his name with the rather unceremonious act of stuffing a tablet down his neck! Perhaps you could disguise the pill in his dinner? Or maybe if he’s too savvy for that, you could try hiding it in a piece of ham, moulding it inside a bit of bread or smearing it with a good glob of peanut butter. If he’s a dog who likes to catch his treats, perhaps throwing one treat, then another, then his “spiked” titbit could be successful.
If none of these methods of subterfuge works for you, it might just be easier to actually administer a tablet manually. There are pill poppers you can buy to help you with this task. Buy Pill-Popper Here
Put the tablet in the soft rubber end and you can safely and harmlessly insert the tablet onto the back of your pets tongue by pressing the button on the end. Easy to use with a little practice, and saves getting your fingers bitten! If you don’t have a pill popper:-
1) Ask him to sit and hold him firmly between your legs, using your knees just behind his shoulders to prevent him from escaping. Use one hand to open his mouth and the other to drop the tablet as far to the back of his throat as you can, if possible beyond the hump of his tongue.
2) Open his mouth by holding his muzzle with one hand and using your other hand to take hold of the lower jaw, slotting a finger just behind his large canine “fangs”. Be very careful not to get bitten, as a fearful dog may nip out of fear rather than aggression.
3) Stroke his throat with your other hand, around the region of his Adam’s Apple, all the while reassuring him.
4) Continue holding his muzzle and stroking his throat until he swallows and licks his lips which indicates that the pill has been swallowed successfully.
5) Praise the dog enthusiastically for being such a good boy and make the experience more palatable to him.
Another option (and a much sneakier way for those cunning canines who always know what you’re up to) is to hide the tablet in a small piece of food and leave it where they can “find” it, say just by the back door before you let them out. It will be down the bone-shoot quick smart if they think its a bonus find rather than a suspicious offering!
Perhaps the following image best depicts why giving medication in tablet form is so darn difficult! lol
The following was sent to me by one of our Rhodes 2 Safety Facebook followers – Im sorry I have no idea who the author is but did think it worthy of a share, particularly for our cat lovers – JUST BRILLIANT AND A MUST READ!
How to give a cat a pill…
1. Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat’s mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right hand. As cat opens mouth, pop pill into mouth. Allow cat to close mouth and swallow.
2. Retrieve pill from floor and cat from behind sofa. Cradle cat in left arm and repeat process.
3. Retrieve cat from bedroom, and throw soggy pill away.
4. Take new pill from foil wrap, cradle cat in left arm holding rear paws tightly with left hand. Force jaws open and push pill to back of mouth with right forefinger. Hold mouth shut for a count of ten.
5. Retrieve pill from goldfish bowl and cat from top of wardrobe. Call spouse from yard.
6. Kneel on floor with cat wedged firmly between knees, hold front and rear paws. Ignore low growls emitted by cat. Get spouse to hold head firmly with one hand while forcing wooden ruler into mouth. Drop pill down ruler and rub cat’s throat vigorously.
7. Retrieve cat from curtain rail, get another pill from foil wrap. Make note to buy new ruler and repair curtains. Carefully sweep shattered figurines and vases from hearth and set to one side for gluing later.
8. Wrap cat in large towel and get spouse to lie on cat with head just visible from below armpit. Put pill in end of drinking straw, force mouth open with pencil and blow down drinking straw.
9. Check label to make sure pill not harmful to humans, drink one beer to take taste away. Apply Band-Aid to spouse’s forearm and remove blood from carpet with cold water and soap.
10. Retrieve cat from neighbor’s shed. Get another pill. Open another beer. Place cat in cupboard and close door onto neck to leave head showing. Force mouth open with dessert spoon. Flick pill down throat with rubber band.
11. Fetch screwdriver from garage and put cupboard door back on hinges. Drink beer. Fetch bottle of Scotch. Pour shot, drink. Apply cold compress to cheek and check records for date of last tetanus shot. Apply whiskey compress to cheek to disinfect. Toss back another shot. Throw tee-shirt away and fetch new one from bedroom.
12. Call fire department to retrieve the friggin’ cat from tree across the road. Apologize to neighbor who crashed into fence while swerving to avoid cat. Take last pill from foil-wrap.
13. Tie the dang thing’s front paws to rear paws with twine and bind tightly to leg of dining room table, find heavy duty pruning gloves from shed. Push pill into mouth followed by large piece of steak. Be rough about it. Hold head vertically and pour two pints of water down throat to wash pill down.
14. Consume remainder of Scotch. Get spouse to drive you to emergency room, sit quietly while doctor stitches fingers and forearm and removes pill remnants from right eye. Call furniture shop on way home to order new table.
15. Arrange for Humane Society to collect mutant cat from **** and call local pet shop to see if they have any hamsters.
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